I went to Adrienne and Shane's wedding this past weekend... it was really gorgeous. It made me feel all excited about caring for people, but I'm really happy that right now all I have is me. In fact, I'm really ecstatic about the fact that I have dudes lining up around the block and I have the power to "not want" them. I probably sound like a total cunt, but this is a lesson in self-confidence and assurance. I'm fucking fantastic.
Now, I just have to get you to understand that and then we'll be golden.